The Asshole Song
Your eyes are all wet now
You know that I'm lying
I swear I was only protecting your heart
But there are some reasons
And also some pictures
Which if you saw they would rip you apart

And I won't watch you cry
Goodbye

I'm an asshole

I'm almost a tall guy
And fairly good looking
So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong.
I have often wondered
Which one was the taller
My old Alexander or Kubla Khan
And would they watch you cry
Goodbye

I'm an asshole

I was a pig
And never no good
Now you can see
Through the streams in your eyes
Every nickel is wood

Your lines are all fading
Your model's all last year
I am still a young man and I need a new car

Your friends will all hate me
But I know I'm smarter
I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star

And she will never
So I won't ever
No I won't watch you cry
Goodbye...
I won't watch you cry
Goodbye
I'm an asshole
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